Chronicles of a Completely Unperfect Mom

August 24, 2009

Not My Child Monday

Filed under: Not Me Monday — Mom @ 6:33 pm

For the first time, I’m taking part in “Not My Child Monday”.  Be sure it’s not because this is the first time I’ve had something to contribute, but because it’s the first I’ve seen it.  Since it’s been a somewhat uneventful week in our home, I’m going to include some NMC’s that are sure to haunt Khaila for life!

My child most definitely did not announce to a dining room full of strangers at Pizza Hut that Bubba needed to be fed and that I feed him from my breasts.  Nope, she knows that some things are a bit private.  While I’m glad she understood the concept of breastfeeding, I didn’t care for EVERYONE to know about it while they were trying to enjoy dinner!

It certainly wasn’t my child who shoved an Eclipse cinnamon mint up her nose on the way to daycare, causing a slight panic and call to the doctor to make sure she wasn’t going to have issues.  No, my daughter would know how insanely uncomfortable that would be!

My child didn’t tell her Nana that I run away and go to jail!  Okay, so I did say I was going to run away when I was pregnant and hormonal, but JAIL??????

And for a quick “Not ME”….

I didn’t accidentally was a (clean) disposable diaper this morning!

This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.



  1. So {knock on wood} none of my boys have put anything up their noses or in their ears yet, but I bet that is not a fun call to make to the pediatrican…and even less fun if you have to actally go to dr. or the ER!!

    Comment by Kelli — August 24, 2009 @ 6:49 pm | Reply

  2. Nah, no trip to the ER. For your reference (just in case you DON’T make the mistake of giving your child a cinnamon mint while driving to daycare), mints will dissolve in the nose. It’s not fun, it hurts like hades, but no permanent damage.

    Comment by Mada — August 24, 2009 @ 6:53 pm | Reply

  3. …I am still laughing about the Pizza Hut confession!!! Kids! They will say it all!

    Comment by Jennifer — August 24, 2009 @ 8:46 pm | Reply

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